Life

Well to update you "Kristen" on my life which im sure you know most everything but just in case you forgot any details keep reading! Steven and I have recently visited the VA and let me just say Gov't Health Care SUCKS!!!!!! We are dealing with morons!!! And to top off the whole visit i went into the men bathroom to pee. Yes i did i know its hard to believe but I did! Our results from going there is yes Steve has a planters wart like i told him a month ago.

As for Matt he's driving and let me just say its great and scary all in one. There are days i wish he would keep driving so I could have some peace and quite at home and there are other days I wish he didn't drive at all because Im scared for him to be on the road.

And for me im good nothing new just working trying to build my clientele bigger and keep everyone happy. I have 4 wedding to go to this summer and 2 bachelorette parties and several friends having babies. I hope things calm down soon because all my friends are starting to cost me a fortune!! I love them all so im not going to complain.

I will be posting my quilting project soon so check back soon and see how my "Granny Quilt" is coming along.

Memorial Day

Its only the friday of memorial day weekend but I have to say this weekend represents the beginning of summer days ahead. Unfortunately i have to work this entire weekend and so does my husband. Boo! Although Matthew has earned a new found freedom. A Drivers License!!! Scary. So while Steven and I are hard at work all weekend our wonderful son will be enjoying the beginning of summer!

Wal-Mart

so last night Matt and I are out at Wal-mart and i only have a few things to get but we started to wander around. I was looking for a new nail polish color and when i got the isle i say out loud, wow this is an awesome collection of nail polish and a lady standing in the isle say oh really. I quickly turn to her and say oh my gosh im so sorry if i have offended you, but she quickly walked away and said its ok. Who knew someone could get butt hurt about nail polish selection. So i finally find a few more choices of polish and im looking on the bottom shelf and Matt starts reading off names of lipstick and casually says to me, it must be really hard to be a girl you have to decide between perennial pink and eternal blossom. I thought i was going to pee my pants! I had to sit on the ground i start laughing so hard. it was a good five minutes before we finally left the isle. At that point i definitely felt this there should have been a pic taken for the people wal-mart. I truly think in that moment i became a classic wal-mart shopper.

so last week matt and i have this bright idea to take wynnie (our dog) to the beach. she has never been to the beach because dogs aren't allowed but there are a few where we are. I drove all the way to Huntington Beach, when we got there matt and i quickly realized we don't have a leash. After some improvising i used the string from my hoody and tied it to wynnie's collar and off we went down to the water. I let her off her leash and she sits. My dog get all the freedom and she sits! Matt starts to run down the beach and wynnie then realizes she's free and off she goes. I thought all dogs liked water well mine wants nothing to do with it she waits patiently for the waves to be gone and walks ever so slowly to get a stick and then sprints back before the water can get to her. The beach time lasted about an hour before wynnie was pooped! We tie the "leash" back on and walk back to the car. I give Matt the keys and say be careful its a little busier here than in San clemente. He pulls the car out of the spot and i can breath. We couldn't have been even a mile down the road and i say to matt don't turn after this car, so we wait a few more seconds and the car goes and so does matt. I panic and say what are you doing he then gets freaked out and stops there are 2 cars coming towards me and i YELL go go go!!!! We both survive and everyone was ok. I honestly thought i was going to die. For those of you who have never taught someone to drive don't if you don't have to its the most terrifying thing you will ever do! We make it home in one piece and about 3 hours later my heart finally stopped racing and i felt better being out of the car.

Inspiration

My sister has inspired me to start a blog! She has been doing this for quite some time now and i thought maybe i could be as witty as her and blog myself. So no laughing but im really going to give this a shot. I sometimes have some pretty funny things to talk about and never get to share them with everyone.

So for starters there was a lady who came into the salon today and she was a train wreck. Her name is Betsy and she lives out of her car and is desperately seeking employment and a place to live besides her car. And by the way she has a dog. Betsy asked for a few low light and a trim. She is known to walk out and not pay so I asked upfront if she had money. Her reply was i have lots of money and im ready to spend it. After realizing she was in love with what I had just done to her hair she grabbed the comb and started teasing her hair until it was almost standing up. Remember her hair is red in the back and blonde in the front its slightly odd looking. Betsy was so happy when she left and even left a nice tip. It was bit of excitement for my slow day. Thanks Betsy!